Chemtrails over Houston?

Shitpieces! Has anyone else noticed the literally dozens of 'contrails' or 'chemtrails' over our skies the last several days? I counted 12 in one sitting directly above me at Westheimer at Montrose this afternoon. many of them criss-crossed each other and were much more 'bountiful' than your standard jet engine residue. Either way, there is some kinda exercise going on or we are being cropdusted. Now, I am no conspiracy theorist, but this could very well be a depopulation method used by the reptilian conspiracy that seeks to dominate our planet and use my girl's body as a host for the chosen one. Man- I am starting to feel woozy. Maybe I will go see Tool tonight at Toyota Center and share this story with some disaffected youth. Either way, we are fucked.