Only Consentual Ball Smashing
posted by Free Press Houston @ 11:37 AMBy Tyler Barber
This misinformed gamer was pleasantly surprised last night when I noticed that Rockstar games was not promoting Manhunt 2, but the much friendlier Table Tennis.
What transpired was a back patio party with two Wiis set-up for all night ping-pong. Omar Al-Bochi, (the sexy Omar) loosely organized a tournament of several guys and a handful of deceptively-good hipster chicks. The winner was my hometown hommie Luis Grimaldo who shut-out Penny Royal drummer Evan Dunavan in what a gentleman would call a good game, but in reality it was more like a step-child abuse-fest. GALENA PARK REPRESENT!
2 Comments:
I resent that fact that you refer to Bochi as 'the sexy Omar' as if I am some piece of stir-fried pig feces. Your mom thinks I am sexy.
Even though I was crushed early in the competition I still came back strong and lifted the winner into the air for a victory prance around the patio. I got the chance to be the champ via osmosis since Luis oozed victory fluid all over my shoulder.
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