Rudyard's Canned Food Drive Now through Jan. 1

Montrose's living room, Rudyard's, will be holding a canned food drive through January 1st. What's the incentive? Well, not being a scumfuck is the incentive you opportunist bastard. Face it: That can of Bush's Baked Beans has been sitting in your cabinet before 9-11. Also, this Thursday Rudz will host a Tree-Trimming party. Bring some snacks, more canned goods, and get a free drink if you bring a decoration.

(What constitutes 'decoration' is the sole discretion of Rudyard's management.)