Yucky Restaurants: Gravitas is scheisser

It is always fun to browse through the city's health department files and see exactly which dining establishments are getting cited for health code violations. Funny thing is that the 'swankier' and more 'froo-froo' restaurants get cited for just about everything from roaches to mislabeling bleach powder as coos-coos. Such high brow places as Artista, Gravitas, who has won dozens of awards shut their doors temporarily because of their infractions leaving many Houston douchebags with nowhere to eat as the violation report says that much of their food was 'unsafe for human consumption', Escalante's, the Bayou Club, and even Memorial Hospital..

Funny how some chefs can make an impeccable Pesto Crusted Mahi-Mahi with Kiwi Glaze but can't keep the rat terds off the counter..Go figure