Saturday, December 20, 2008

Avoid Colitis by attending this evening's FPH Xmas Bash!

posted by Free Press Houston @ 11:48 AM

9 out of 10 Houstonian's prefer the FPH Xmas Shindig over other events for December 20th. We have a solid,proven track record of clutchassclutch evenings filled with libations, music, and gyration of the lower abdominal region. We strongly urge you to attend our Xmas party tonight as medical experts warn anything else may cause you to get a wicked case of colitis. Know what colitis is? It is basically an infection of the butthole.
You don't want a butthole infection do you?

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