Thursday, September 11, 2008

Ike prepares to smack Houston as he did Tina so many years ago.

posted by Free Press Houston @ 11:22 AM

Should I stay or should I go? Tis the question. Is it worse to get stuck in Interstate traffic as those who did 3 years ago with the Rita evacuation. My buddy got stuck on I-10 and was buying packs of cigs for 10 bux after being stuck in the same spot for 13 hours. Will we flood? Will winds bring trees raining down my pretty face? Is this just another overstated false alarm as Eduard was? Will staff writer Mills-McCoin clean his filthy room? Lemme know what you are thinking.

PS- Recession Thursday is still on for tonight.


At September 11, 2008 at 11:35 AM , Blogger Ramon Medina - LP4 said...

Damn I'm so jealous of not having come up with that joke! Man, Ike Turner! It was so obvious!!!!!!

Well done sir!

At September 11, 2008 at 11:41 AM , Anonymous B.Jordan said...

run from water hide from wind.
if you aren't living in an area threatened by storm surge it's best to stay put so that people who do can get where they need to go.

At September 11, 2008 at 11:56 AM , Anonymous The baristas said...

i like your style. no amount of hurricane hoohah can stop the voodoo.

At September 11, 2008 at 12:16 PM , Blogger earthwirehead said...

I'm thinking that all the sneaky ways outta town I was able to take three years ago are probably gonna be full of hummers pulling trailerloads of jet skis....

The missus and I are riding this one out, which is probably the smart play for anyone else in greater Montrose. There are a lot of people on the road who's need to leave exceeds ours--not to mention no small number of crazy bastards who have no business driving ANYWHERE.

At September 11, 2008 at 12:49 PM , Anonymous henry d said...

I'm not leaving unless the National Guard knocks on my door. Any suggestions on finding nice women to hunker down with?

At September 11, 2008 at 2:59 PM , Blogger B3N said...

I just want to jump on record and say THAT I AM STAYING! and I am going to drink some beer in the process. Ike DOnt SCare ME!

At September 12, 2008 at 3:25 AM , Blogger Robert said...

our response: we are going to ride it out as well

At September 12, 2008 at 4:52 AM , Anonymous Shelby M. said...

Hey now, everything will be fine, this guy is praying for us:

At September 12, 2008 at 9:09 AM , Blogger Mills-McCoin said...

I like Ike! Typewriters don't need electricity soooo I'll be sporting an eyepatch and sitting in my crow's nest, keeping a watchful eye.
Feel free to join me but bring ice and more booze.

I cleaned my room, Omar. But it's dirty again.

At September 12, 2008 at 11:01 AM , Blogger Ramon Medina - LP4 said...

Mills-McMCoin's Typerwriter

At September 12, 2008 at 11:17 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woah! The hurricane has the same names an infamous wife beater?! Insert obvious and distasteful joke here, Free Press Houston!

Would it kill you guys to be original? Just once? Please? FOR ME??

If it does, I should hope it's a slow and painful death.

Love Always,

At September 12, 2008 at 12:28 PM , Anonymous omar said...

Hey someone, would it kill you to have the courage and integrity to use your name? So, one guy says the joke and brilliant and another says it is obvious. If you hope I have a slow and painful death you can call me at 7135270014 and we can see what we can arrange. Until then, anonymouses are banned.


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