Golden Axe Tonight at Rudz for Mike Simms Benefit

Piss. Shit. The bad news is that neighborhood fixture Mike Simms has incurred some legal bills after he was pulled over the other night by HPD while riding his bike. The good news, however, is that Jedi-masters Golden Axe will be playing a benefit for him tonight at Rudz (4/28). Golden Axe is a rare treat these days as guitarist Warren is touring with Valiant Thor. So, despite i being utterly-fucking-preposterous that our homie Mike was apprehended while riding a bike, the silver lining is that the grand potentates of clutch-time-shenanigans will be coming through for their boy to raise funds for his legal woes. So come on out, it's only 5 bux and it's for a happy-happy joy-joy cause.