Sunday, October 21, 2007

Hit you with the Stomach Bug

posted by Free Press Houston @ 1:13 PM



Well, It seems as though Houston has been hit with a monster case of the stomach flu and I have been kicked in the teeth by it along with several family members, friends, pets, etc.. After a day of just feeling like horse shit, I stopped digesting my food until it ran over my esophagus and subsequently turned into a barf-fest. Nice. Unfortunately, a good child-hood friends wedding was last night and I had to make it. So, I chugged nearly half a bottle of pepto bismol and my lady friend and I begrudgingly made it to the shindig at the Marathon Oil Building ( a project my late father worked on decades ago.) I found my self escaping conversation many times to find empty patches where I could fart. Nonetheless, the thick pink concoction allowed me to have a few alcoholic drinks, eat the 'prime rib', and even indulge in several deep fried crab cakes. Now if I could only shit.....

2 Comments:

At October 21, 2007 at 1:38 PM , Anonymous Debs said...

That's just gross man...

 
At October 21, 2007 at 3:42 PM , Anonymous James said...

Yeah- I caught a hold of that last week and it put me out for a day or 2....

 

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